Orlando FL, Early October, 2009, just shy of six months: It seems that these days a kid, particularly a kid from B-more like me, can’t get in a pool without someone making a “look, future Michael Phelps!” joke. I don’t wanna hear it. Please do not compare me to that bong-hitting, drunk-driving, weird-looking beanpole. So the guy swims fast and he’s from Baltimore. What, pray tell, does this have to do with me? I am a cute kid. I’m in a pool. Whoop-de-frickin-doo. David Hasselhoff was born in Baltimore but I don’t hear people saying, “Look! Future Hasselhoff!” every time I get drunk and eat a cheeseburger. Ugh.
I look awesome in my hat, don’t I? NOT.
Damn, I do have some sweet baby blues…
Listen, I’m getting sick of the breast milk and mashed peas. A little variety would be nice. Seriously. Give me something else to eat or I will FIND something else to eat. For real.
October 31st, 2009 at 5:24 pm
You are adorable! (And really popular in Germany, I hear).